4 posts tagged “ston”
yodels!
i made my first jeans yesterday! how lame i know. i've been almost an year in sl and my skills are linking boxes with an uneven allignment, texturing ( sometimes i forget the select button...... ), talking smack and now i made some jeans.
ston had to walk me step by step through photoshop, and my slow ass forgot some layer or rgb or whatever the hell all this layer/ channel stuff suppose to be. i finally had it after around 2 hours. ston, mind you is french and the communication is not always easy because my french is limited to cuss words. sooooo, poor guy i think he was frustrated as hell. but i did IT!
of course, i have to bragg. every designer in sl is gonna be like " yawn...eeh... nice? ". but fuck ya, this is a big deal to me damit. i've never knew how to use this " free version of ps.......la laa, shhhh... ",
so yea i am all channeled and layered up and in jeans making heaven. my desktop is cluttered up in dam sl default templates and screenshots. i am the bomb!
here are some ass shots of me with the "artefact logo".
i know all these pics are " ueber belichtet" but anyhow, i like lots of contrast pics, so bite that ass if you can't see this shit.
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then something really really funny happend. i get an im, from someone, who i didn't know, wanting to marry me and sending me a marriage proposal. this convo was hillarious. i now found out today who it was but the name will be withheld to protect the "clowns celebrity status".
but here read this shit... its funny:
[10:47] Hot Potato: (Saved Sat Jun 16 13:36:10 2007) hey hooker
[10:47] Gala Alva: wtf?
[10:48] Hot Potato: huh
[10:48] Gala Alva: [10:47] Hot Potato: (Saved Sat Jun 16 13:36:10 2007) hey hooker
[10:48] Gala Alva: who the hell are you?
[10:48] Hot Potato: whats that?
[10:48] Gala Alva: thats what you said dumb ass
[10:48] Hot Potato: oh
[10:48] Gala Alva: yea oh
[10:48] Hot Potato: u wann get married?
[10:49] Gala Alva: dude
[10:49] Gala Alva: you need help
[10:49] Hot Potato: ok
[10:49] Hot Potato: can u help me?
[10:49] Gala Alva: yea for 10000 L i help your ass
[10:50] Hot Potato: what i get for that
[10:50] Hot Potato: thats alot
[10:50] Gala Alva: help
[10:50] Gala Alva: you get help
[10:50] Gala Alva: now gimme 10K L's
[10:50] Hot Potato: i only have 8000
[10:50] Gala Alva: i take that
[10:50] Hot Potato: what kinda help?
[10:50] Gala Alva: you see
[10:50] Hot Potato: tp me
[10:50] Gala Alva: i gotta tp you to another place
[10:51] Gala Alva: not here
[10:51] Hot Potato: why
[10:51] Hot Potato: where are you?
[10:51] Gala Alva: because this is private land
[10:51] Hot Potato: whose land?
[10:51] Gala Alva: mine
[10:51] Hot Potato: then its not private
[10:51] Hot Potato: for 8ooo i wanna go to private land
[10:51] Gala Alva: yep it is no one can come here
[10:52] Hot Potato: why?
[10:52] Gala Alva: because thats how it is
[10:52] Hot Potato: u rting to trick me
[10:52] Gala Alva: naw
[10:52] Hot Potato: you not gonna help
[10:52] Hot Potato: you gonna rob me
[10:52] Gala Alva: naw
[10:52] Hot Potato: yes
[10:52] Gala Alva: naw
[10:52] Gala Alva: i am gonna get ya some help
[10:53] Hot Potato: then i wanna gotoprivate land for help
[10:53] Gala Alva: i'm sure you do but i take you to a wonderland
[10:53] Hot Potato: no
[10:53] Hot Potato: your land
[10:53] Gala Alva: oh yes
[10:53] Gala Alva: thats not my land its private land i cant change the settings
[10:54] Hot Potato: its yopur botfriends land
[10:54] Gala Alva: whats a botfriend
[10:54] Hot Potato: you are gonna try to rob
[10:55] Hot Potato: you and your boyfriend
[10:55] Gala Alva: haha
[10:55] Gala Alva: i am alone here
[10:55] Hot Potato: thats yo land?
[10:55] Gala Alva: thats mine with my partner land
[10:55] Hot Potato: i thought it was private
[10:56] Gala Alva: you either get your ass here or you not gonna get help
[10:56] Hot Potato: i do need help
[10:56] Gala Alva: i know you do
[10:56] Gala Alva: now tp here
[10:57] Hot Potato: but i only got 6Ls
[10:57] Gala Alva: you got 8k you said
[11:06] Gala Alva: byeeee noobtard
[11:06] Hot Potato: i love you
[11:06] Gala Alva: everyone does
[11:06] Hot Potato: dont do this to me
[11:07] Gala Alva: you should have paid up
[10:57] Hot Potato: this aint private
[10:57] You: dont worry about it
[10:57] You: now pay up
[10:57] You: and then you get help
[10:57] Hot Potato: then what?
[10:57] You: 8k
[10:57] You: pay me
[10:58] Hot Potato: and then
[10:58] Hot Potato: i feel bad about this
[10:58] You: what did i say?
[10:58] Hot Potato: u trick me huh?
[10:58] You: i said you get help
[10:58] You: i never trick
[10:58] Hot Potato: but how
[10:58] You: you'll see
[10:58] You: i need gambling money
[10:58] Hot Potato: sex?
[10:58] You: omg
[10:58] Hot Potato: im asking you
[10:59] You: its a suprise
[10:59] Hot Potato: i want help
[10:59] Hot Potato: not a surprise
[10:59] You: you get the help after you pay up
[10:59] Hot Potato: i know your boyfriend hiding round here
[10:59] You: with you weird ass name
[10:59] Hot Potato: u trying to rob me
[10:59] You: nope no one here
[10:59] Hot Potato: wheere he at
[10:59] You: dude you're a noob
[10:59] Hot Potato shouts: come out
[10:59] You: lol
[10:59] You: lol
[11:00] You: look at the map troll
[11:00] Hot Potato: who u callin a noob?
[11:00] You: you with that raggedy tattoo
[11:00] You: dont work
[11:00] Hot Potato: help me NOW
[11:00] You: scripts off
[11:00] You: you want me to hurt you
[11:01] Hot Potato: you are a thief
[11:01] You: because i can
[11:01] Hot Potato: u cant help me
[11:01] You: pay the hell up
[11:01] You: noob i said
[11:01] You: no scripts
[11:01] You: no build
[11:01] Hot Potato: are you black?
[11:01] You: you can slap all you want
[11:01] You: like charcoal
[11:01] Hot Potato: i bet you white
[11:02] You: yee i bet you are
[11:02] You: you're a white boy
[11:02] Hot Potato: im from germany
[11:02] Hot Potato: nazi
[11:02] You: idc
[11:02] You: gimme my money
[11:02] Hot Potato: where you from
[11:02] You: dont ask me questions pay me
[11:03] Hot Potato: no because you robbing
[11:03] Hot Potato: bad girl
[11:03] You: listen up
[11:03] Hot Potato: ok
[11:03] You: you want to call me a hooker
[11:03] You: and rp ya way on my shit here
[11:03] You: you better pay up
[11:04] Hot Potato: i no understand
[11:04] You: you understand kidd
[11:04] Hot Potato: i do?
[11:04] You: sure you do
[11:04] Hot Potato: im not sure what you are talkin of
[11:05] You: find hot
[11:05] psiTEC II: Finding Hot Potato.
[11:05] You: /blitz hot
[11:05] You: blitz hot
[11:05] Hot Potato: hey
[11:05] psiTEC II: Targeting Hot Potato with blitz.
[11:05] You: hey
[11:05] You: hahahaha
[11:06] Hot Potato: i love you
[11:06] Gala Alva: everyone does
[11:06] Hot Potato: dont do this to me
[11:07] Gala Alva: you should have paid up
[11:09] Hot Potato: i sent u proposal for marriage.. u get?
[11:10] Gala Alva: you must be out of your mind lmao
[11:10] Gala Alva: broke ass
[11:10] Hot Potato: i got money this an alt
[11:10] Gala Alva: oh i know this is a alt
[11:11] Hot Potato: i would accept
[11:11] Hot Potato: how do u know alt
[11:11] Gala Alva: you're lil
[11:11] Gala Alva: or ston
[11:11] Hot Potato: who
[11:11] Gala Alva: one of them
[11:11] Hot Potato: u have 2 botfriends
[11:12] Gala Alva: shuddup you know what i am talking about
[11:12] Hot Potato: what means shuuddup
[11:12] Gala Alva: you fight like LIL
[11:12] Gala Alva: you talk like STON
[11:12] Gala Alva: you one of them
[11:12] Hot Potato: was
[11:13] Gala Alva: ja ja ja was
[11:13] Hot Potato: who is lil ston?
[11:13] Gala Alva: lmao
[11:13] Gala Alva: he is a lil ston
[11:14] Hot Potato: youo know get it
[11:14] Gala Alva: snap out of it noob, you are wasting your time
[11:14] Hot Potato: so i marry?
[11:14] Gala Alva: marry your bf
[11:14] Hot Potato: you?
[11:15] Hot Potato: yes
[11:15] Gala Alva: unlikley
[11:15] Hot Potato: why
[11:15] Gala Alva: i am no man dork
[11:15] Hot Potato: i sent proposal
[11:15] Gala Alva: never gotten it and i would never accept
[11:15] Hot Potato: check email i think
[11:15] Hot Potato: i do 8000
[11:16] Gala Alva: give me 8k now
[11:16] Hot Potato: sfter you accept
[11:16] Hot Potato: io no dummy
[11:16] Gala Alva: no before
[11:16] Hot Potato: u rick me
[11:17] Gala Alva: oh well you never gonna get married to this lovely gala then
[11:17] Hot Potato: a not do it
[11:17] Hot Potato: there
[11:17] Hot Potato: now go
[11:17] Gala Alva: you owe me 7999
[11:18] Hot Potato: yes
[11:18] Hot Potato: check du emai
[11:18] Hot Potato: hp
[11:18] Gala Alva: yawns
[11:18] Hot Potato: gyes?
[11:18] Hot Potato: what means yawns
[11:19] Gala Alva: 7998
[11:19] Hot Potato: ui gve u money
[11:19] Hot Potato: yawns is yes?
[11:19] Gala Alva: yawns - tired
[11:19] Hot Potato: then go to sleep
[11:19] Gala Alva: you bore me now
[11:19] Hot Potato: we marry later
[11:20] Gala Alva: we marry not k?
[11:20] Hot Potato: i love you
[11:20] Gala Alva: i know you love me everyone does i told you
[11:20] Hot Potato: i go buy us rings
[11:20] Hot Potato: ok?
[11:20] Gala Alva: yea go buy em
[11:20] Hot Potato: ok
[11:20] Hot Potato: bye
[11:20] Hot Potato: we narry
[11:20] Gala Alva: i wear silver only
[11:20] Gala Alva: make that platinum
[11:20] Hot Potato: ok
[11:21] Gala Alva: ringsize is 7
[11:21] Hot Potato: u wana come?
[11:21] Gala Alva: no you go now and buy these and then give me 7998
[11:21] Hot Potato: mp
[11:22] Hot Potato: u lie
[11:22] Hot Potato: u trick
[11:22] Gala Alva: yawns
[11:22] Gala Alva: go now
[11:22] Hot Potato: was es yawns
[11:22] Gala Alva: muede
[11:22] Hot Potato: oh
[11:22] Hot Potato: we marry now?
[11:23] Gala Alva: nah after you give me the money i need a dress
[11:23] Gala Alva: lol
[11:23] Hot Potato: ok
[11:23] Hot Potato: go accept email
[11:23] Hot Potato: we marry and i pay
[11:23] Gala Alva: money first chump
[11:23] Gala Alva: no no no
[11:23] Gala Alva: you pay first
[11:23] Hot Potato: tes yes yes
[11:23] Hot Potato: i know dummy
[11:23] Gala Alva: or i shoot you again
[11:24] Hot Potato: you shot me?
[11:24] Hot Potato: not good
[11:24] Gala Alva: well that how it goes
[11:24] Gala Alva: now go and buy me a pretty ring
[11:24] Gala Alva: and give me 8k
[11:24] Hot Potato: no kiss my butt
[11:24] Hot Potato: u trick
[11:24] Gala Alva: muahahaha
[11:24] Hot Potato: i know
[11:25] Hot Potato: marry then money
[11:25] Gala Alva: no money first
[11:25] Gala Alva: or go away and dont waste my time
[11:25] Gala Alva: troll
[11:25] Hot Potato: but i need you
[11:26] Hot Potato: ji pay
[11:26] Gala Alva: ok pay me now
[11:26] Gala Alva: 8k
[11:26] Gala Alva: not 1l
[11:26] Gala Alva: depp
[11:26] Hot Potato: we marry?
[11:26] Gala Alva: money money money lalalalaa
[11:27] Hot Potato: no MARRY
[11:27] Hot Potato: NOWand i pay
[11:27] Hot Potato: email
[11:27] Gala Alva: i dont marry no broke ass
[11:27] Hot Potato: i no broke
[11:27] Gala Alva: you are broke
[11:27] Hot Potato: no
[11:27] Hot Potato: see
[11:27] Hot Potato: now go marry
[11:27] Gala Alva: 8L .....yawns
[11:28] Hot Potato: u no good
[11:28] Hot Potato: u a trick
[11:28] Gala Alva: yea no good
[11:28] Hot Potato: not cool
[11:28] Gala Alva: yea yea yea
[11:28] Gala Alva: ok now begone and dont waste my time
[11:28] Hot Potato: bye hooker
[11:28] Gala Alva: bye broke ass fool
[11:29] Hot Potato: i go marry reel woman'
[11:29] Gala Alva: quit typing
[11:29] Gala Alva: yee do that
[11:29] Hot Potato: uoi
[11:29] Hot Potato: u no look goon you black
[11:30] Gala Alva: ok some more shit and your ass is on my mute list
[11:30] Gala Alva: the fun is over
[11:30] Gala Alva: now stfu and go
[11:30] Hot Potato: no
[11:30] Hot Potato: i need you
[11:30] Gala Alva: well then you gonna get muted
[11:30] Hot Potato: NOOOOOOOO that will kill me
[11:31] Hot Potato: i stop now
[11:31] Hot Potato: ok we marry later
[11:31] Hot Potato: ih
[11:31] Hot Potato: o love u
[11:31] Hot Potato: bye
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and last but not least a pic i added to my flickr thingy, edited in ps... i love it!
the end,
gala~
artefact is slowly very slowly developing. to slow for me.
ston3d and me have created our biz, logo, gallery, kitsch called " Artefact ". a gallery of starving sl artists, him and me. we are renting a 1/4 sim that cost us a fortune. the development of the sim is fucking slow.
i am getting very impatient, because every minute is costing us rl $, to be precise $L30k a month.
i can't build like he can. i can make some boxes and fill those with strawberry textures. and or slap some textures on buildings, land hell everywhere. the theme of the sim suppose to be southwestern. do i have textures for this project?
i so don't.
but i got a freebie alpha dog from slx called " mexican hairless".
ston made some street looking layout, popped some prims around. we are trying to build around the other uglyness of the sim. all modern shops, a dam camper casino place and these sidewalks that just make me dam itch. its so dam ugly. specially one palmtree is urking the living shit out of me. i hate that tree! standing there like a symbol of wealthyness.
basicly, nothing is going the way i want it to go. once i get my head into a project - i want to build, i want my mind to go along with the 1/4 sim and its build.
i'm not sure if we will last on this land. because ston spends more time on his land aka gallery and doing a dam good job, i mean really. but what about the land that is killing me financially and mentally?!
i want a dam sim. yes they are for rent for only waaaaah $380 - $400 a month. but we can't even make the 1/4 sim to get some basics done. how would a whole sim look? like a lego box with retarded nothingness.
i've always been a fan of dark, trashy looking textures. i've popped the other day into " loch newchurch's " spot in sl ( soap - paperstreet ). gah dont have a slurl, but look it up and go there!
and i was so dam blown away, she changed the whole thing around. it looks freaking fantastic. i adored the powerlines, the huge spinning whatever it may be. the spinning old newspapers, the talking pig which i had a interesting convo with. man i love her spot - always did. not to mention of course her "fight club house".
or "gritty kitty's" old sim/plot in sl. that was a masterpiece. i'm not to fond of "noam's" new place. a sim that is just to bright next to old, next to carnival teapots. just not appealing to me. his old place was so well done.
but i suppose people /artists move on, just like myself, even tho i always say " i am more of an artist in my mind then in the actual making of it" - which is true.
my mind is brainstorming, i want something GOOD. i don't want to be rich in sl ( i mean..hell if ya wanna slap some L's on me...hehe go ahead and do it, so i can buy myself a horse from AKK, hah! )
ston said " we are not pirates anymore - we are now mexicans ". well i feel like a tourist in mexico and not a original.
can anyone smell the frustration i am feeling here?
yea man...i guess we will lose the sim, because ston is not building as i thought he would. he is an artist that works when the sun and moon are right. which i guess is cool but when it comes to rl $, then i am very pushy to get the ball rolling.
i want to create and be on go, with people who appreciate some of my shit i make, or make other peoples shit better.
but how many of me are on sl? many...
my skills are limited. i am not a ps pro, just simple stuff i can do. and i hate reading tutorials. i don't understand a dam thing in the end.
waaah waaah waaah, cry whine bla bla.
i found a new talent tho, i can take good pics in sl and last night, ston and me we created some kickass arts. me the photographer - he the ps editor maker. the art is good, yes its a blue phase dark thing, but good.
but this is not enough, we could have done way more, build the gawd dam sim up. i guess will never happen.
and oh yeaa, some else that bothers me to the dam max are ston's weird ass friends. these triflin shemales bitches or homley suzie homecooking types, wrapped up in a hot vixen AV.
they make my eye twitch.
some chic came by a few times last night. once she saw me, she was all polite nice but i felt the claws behind her bullshit, the " nice to meet you crap".
and as usual, i always pass out in the middle of sl. to wake up and read the chat convo of that bitch coming around again at 3AM EST and just asking ston all sorts of questions and complimenting him on how good he is, how wonderful and what a different kind of man he is. ( put a butter bucket underneith that shit, so it can all flow in there )
ston is from france and some of the things these heffas say, i suppose he misinterpret (sp?). it was a clear " come be with me, fuck my pixel skins to death convo". he eventually told her he was going to bed and said good night.
but anyhow... it is annoying as hell.
retarded hos of sl, who always want not just a piece but the whole cake.
i'm gonna close this with some stuff i made. its scribble scrabble, its nothing - everyone can do it. i don't even know how it came out like that, what brushes and crap i used. just some shit i made.
above a pic i took of the first building i textured at the 1/4 sim.
i took this pic last night. there was a phantom prim of ston's, he couldn't see it, but i did, so i added a beaded texture, made a tube like prim out of it and took the photo. today i went to psp and just added whatever on it, forgot to add more light on the light spots but i was to lazy to do any more magic wand crap and just wanted it to look unfinished as everything else is right now.
the end,
gala~
so much to say, but our evening ended so peacefully and mellow... so all i am going to say is,
good night
from ston & gala
sl can be a serious " coitus interruptus ".
no really, i had a wonderful night with ston and then i get sucked into sue stonebender's sim and the green sim went from blue to gray goo and blaa i was gone, crashed.
tonight was a rare night for the gala. because i didn't do jack shit as in working, re- texturing other peoples crazy shit. i actually enjoyed my sl and took some nonpaid leave, and went on a explorer's tour with the charming ston.
we started out at his lil land, where we played ringle rangle rosie for a second and then landed in his hammock, when ston suddenly decided to kiss my 'dejavu' 500L boots. i'm not gonna lie, i thought its dam sexy to have some saliva on those boots of mine..which are not just made for walking.
and we continued. i've told ston about some amazing builds i've seen in sl, one in particular, called " ivillage", build by the infamous sl builder " barnesworth anubis". we tp'd over there and my heart skipped! wtf... the building has been moved, the top designer furnitures are gone. we looked at a almost empty house and nothing was there anymore but a few linden plants. i was so dissapointed.
some guy was there and he couldn't see the build neither ( i was trying to blame it on the lag first - negative tho ). anyway the guy asked me if i have seen the bookshop, and my standard answer to any sort of question is "NO". so he said follow me, ston and me flew through the air and landed at the bookshop. also created by barnesworth. and doooh, yes i've been there, seen this kickass place. we chatted a lil bit, the three of us. ston was being silly or stoned as most of the time and gave me a copy of his armed, helmet wearing, pirate flag carrying, chain-joint-smoking-parrot. which i now wear with ueber pride.
i've told ston i needed some books for "alex's pwn shop", because alex needs some items to give to all these noobs or not so noobs. ston suggested to take " em all ". but no no... i am picky. i don't want to kick someones braincells with retarded dean r koontz never ending horror stories, nor the " how to be a good husband" clichee books.
i picked some nice ones out, including a classic read. i managed to message alex and told him i would like to give these books to his pwn shop funds, to slap some knowledge into the heads of those non literal av's of sl.he smiled and lol'd for a second. i hope these are some real reads and not just picture books. let me know alex, or i will file a free copy complaint with the bookstore owner.
while at the bookstore, ston and me talked about pirates - a passion we both share, so i jumped into my freebie canimal piratey matey outfit and then we went on from old time pirates, parrots to johnny the wonderful depp ( "depp" btw... in bavarian slang means " tard, idiot ")
and wowowowaaa, ston the amazing frenchman who seems to have clothes for every dam occasion, went into skin shifting and stood in front of me as a " johnny depp". don't believe me? the look at this pic, heffa. i aint lying.
the dreadlocks were gone and exchanged for this carbon copy of zee johnny. isn't he just amazing?
yet i do like ston more as the OG ston, the dreadz with the fuzzy beard and the funny attitude. just like that, on our first date pic, where we sat on his land, prior to dancing the night away.
anyhow... as i've mentiond above, we went exploring tonight, and landed at the "relic sim". one of my favorite places. the sim is so dam prettyful and you can smell the work that sue and baron put into the sim. from the tiny details to the big picture. it is just one amazing and breathtaking place.
as we explored the pirate ship and did a prim count.. all of a sudden i get a strange IM, saying " myg <3 gala "!
and something about the ship we all were on. i was puzzled, i thought who in the world knows that love slogan that myg and i have had since the beginning of " philly's section -8 " days.
it was the evil agent as you can read in myg's blog. his name was wrath paine .
and he im'd meee?
to be continued.....
gala~
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