2 posts tagged “pirates”

i just had to show ston the amazing sue stonebender/baron ( uff forgot the last name) relic sim. because at one of my many visits to this place, i saw this amazing build of a pirate ship. this ship is a masterpiece, hands down. i'm all goo goo gaga over something so beautifully build.

ston wanted this ship so badly, but we added up his land footprints and there is no way this ship would fit on there. the ship is huge and if i remember correctly 80 mtrs long. well we all gonna win the lottery and then this ship will so be there.

of course, we had to inspect every room of the ship, mygoodness, from one ahh to the next ohh, we landed in the mainroom on the top, which presented a huge bed. well  i was there first and layed my big ass down to look just pretty and smoked in the bed ( sorry ya...if i made some cigi burn holes into the mattress ).

Gala Chain Smoking

and while ston yelled " gala! ", looking for me, i was still posing for myself and smoked another one, just because.

Gala on a Pirate High

nevermind my retarded facial grimasse, i was feeling good, the bed didn't had any bedbugs in there, sheets smelled good, so i was in a arrgh matey heaven.

eventually ston cheated with psitech and found me, a huge red stream coming out of nowhere and his ass landed in the room of bed, bed of room and saw me laying there in all my smoking beauty.

i told him to lay down and smoke with me, which he did. we just gazed at each other, we are such beautiful av's, it could make the whole sl community sick, because we are just it.

of course the seriousness didn't last long because we just goofed around and tripped out on this ship, daydreaming of eventually owning a sim like this one day, become full time pirates and live on this ship happily ever after. which of course wont happen, because we are both addicted to creating and building things. he is the builder who slaps a mediterrianian villa together in 30 minutes and i texture for a whole day and make things look real. have i mentioned i dislike cartoonish looking textures and builds, yea i have.

anyhoo, here we are goofing around, ston decided to go all out and put a rose in his mouth, to charm me.

Pirates Think Alike

we even tried to hug one another, which ended in a picture fiasko, being on the beds poseballs and all. it was hilarious, as seen below.

Roses are Red

looking like some dam sl cripples, and laughing our asses off on this pic.

but it was just nice, not having to work and to just sit there and enjoy a evening of peace and quiet. to let go of the sl building/ texturing pressures and enjoying each others company. and we sure did. everything was pg, everything was cool. no need for anything else. we were just there and living for the moment and talking about everything under the sun. sometimes there are some language barriers, because he is a frenchman who speaks really good english and i know what he is saying, but specific words don't come out right, so we have a translator always at our hands, with some retarded mis translations, which can be frustrating at times. but hell we'll get there. we laugh it off and continue in our own gungan like language. as in " tout est simplement parfait ". is that correct? hah who cares, i had a great night.

Blowing Air Kisses

the end,

gala~

sl can be a serious " coitus interruptus ".

no really, i had a wonderful night with ston and then i get sucked into sue stonebender's sim and the green sim went from blue to gray goo and blaa i was gone, crashed.

tonight was a rare night for the gala. because i didn't do jack shit as in working, re- texturing other peoples crazy shit. i actually enjoyed my sl and took some nonpaid leave, and went on a explorer's tour with the charming ston.

we started out at his lil land, where we played ringle rangle rosie for a second and then landed in his hammock, when ston suddenly decided to kiss my 'dejavu' 500L boots. i'm not gonna lie, i thought its dam sexy to have some saliva on those boots of mine..which are not just made for walking.

Ston kissing my Boots

and we continued. i've told ston about some amazing builds i've seen in sl, one in particular, called " ivillage", build by the infamous sl builder " barnesworth anubis". we tp'd over there and my heart skipped! wtf... the building has been moved, the top designer furnitures are gone. we looked at a almost empty house and nothing was there anymore but a few linden plants. i was so dissapointed.

some guy was there and he couldn't see the build neither ( i was trying to blame it on the lag first - negative tho ). anyway the guy asked me if i have seen the bookshop, and my standard answer to any sort of question is "NO". so he said follow me, ston and me flew through the air and landed at the bookshop. also created by barnesworth. and doooh, yes i've been there, seen this kickass place. we chatted a lil bit, the three of us. ston was being silly or stoned as most of the time and gave me a copy of his armed, helmet wearing, pirate flag carrying, chain-joint-smoking-parrot. which i now wear with ueber pride.

i've told ston i needed some books for "alex's pwn shop", because alex needs some items to give to all these noobs or not so noobs. ston suggested to take " em all ". but no no... i am picky. i don't want to kick someones braincells with retarded dean r koontz never ending horror stories, nor the " how to be a good husband" clichee books.

i picked some nice ones out, including a classic read. i managed to message alex and told him i would like to give these books to his pwn shop funds, to slap some knowledge into the heads of those non literal av's of sl.he smiled and lol'd for a second. i hope these are some real reads and not just picture books. let me know alex, or i will file a free copy complaint with the bookstore owner.

while at the bookstore, ston and me talked about pirates - a passion we both share, so i jumped into my freebie canimal piratey matey outfit and then we went on from old time pirates, parrots to johnny the wonderful depp ( "depp" btw... in bavarian slang means " tard, idiot ")

and wowowowaaa, ston the amazing frenchman who seems to have clothes for every dam occasion, went into skin shifting and stood in front of me as a " johnny depp". don't believe me? the look at this pic, heffa. i aint lying.

Ston as Johnny Depp

the dreadlocks were gone and exchanged for this carbon copy of zee johnny. isn't he just amazing?

yet i do like ston more as the OG ston, the dreadz with the fuzzy beard and the funny attitude. just like that, on our first date pic, where we sat on his land, prior to dancing the night away.

Our First Date

anyhow... as i've mentiond above, we went exploring tonight, and landed at the "relic sim". one of my favorite places. the sim is so dam prettyful and you can smell the work that sue and baron put into the sim. from the tiny details to the big picture. it is just one amazing and breathtaking place.

as we explored the pirate ship and did a prim count.. all of a sudden i get a strange IM, saying " myg <3 gala "!

and something about the ship we all were on. i was puzzled, i thought who in the world knows that love slogan that myg and i have had since the beginning of " philly's section -8 " days.

it was the evil agent as you can read in myg's blog. his name was wrath paine .

and he im'd meee?

to be continued.....

gala~