6 posts tagged “ease”
vox is so dam gay... i can't upload a pic named " penis " ! penis, penis. peniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissss for you puritans out there!
anyway.......
ease created an amazing art project last night of a giant penis.
he glued the penuz to the wall and let the backpart hang it out on the other side. which looks from the back like a giant ass coming out of a wall.
johnny came by and laughed his ass off and took a pic of himself standing under the tip of the penis .... waiting to be "showered" on?
well ease is planning on having some sick blood coming out of the tiny slit, you know the one that you manly folks use on us to make us preggers and for pissing purposes used as well.
here is the amazing giant penis art - created by ease :
looks like a giant hairy sagging ass from the back
word!
gala~
my head is killing me... drinking coffee is not making it any better neither.
anyhow, ease & me, got to spend so much time last night til late this morning. it was so wunderbar.
for some unknown reaoson tho, it seems wherever we go - its trouble. last week in a furry sandbox and furry trouble and bitches yelling at ease, because he said " furry freaks". lol...then man where else, atleast a few more places where we just gotten into arguements with narrowminded assholes.
and last night was just the total trip. i saved as much as i could from the convo with that asshat "dilbert" ( who in their right mind would name themselfs " dilbert"!). this guy was such ... oh man i don't have the words for it. but read along.
ease & me, hung out in philly and got into some deep convo, it was very deep and intense and to a point where we lost the page of the actual communication and he said " get dressed, something nice", why, i said. " because i want to go somewhere nice with you".
mind you i was in my garbage pick up delievery gear. i got dressed, really none special just black. ease was dressed in ripped pants, boots, shirtless and a trenchcoat - looking fantastic in my eyes!
he tp'd me to come place called " phatcat".........i would think, just by the name that this may be a urban club. wrong!
all these clowns there were dressed in gowns an suits. the music, well some elevator shit music a remake of old sinatra - just plain ggrrrrrrrrmppf. ease went to search to look for another club, while i just stood there, waiting for him. we didn't say anything to anyone. totally minding our business's.
all of a sudden , perhaps 4 min later, ease tp'd out, i im'd him with a "?", and ease went off , said that muthafucka banned me, wtf for, wtf fag ass ...and on and on. dude, i was furious, banned him what the hell for, we didnt say a word, stood at the entrance of that slime ass grease club, and looking for another place to just hang out,dance to slow music and just chill.i suppose we looked to " urban", or maybe my brown skin bothered the owner, or who knows.
that's what we had on:
i don't see anything wrong with our looks, do you?
well, i wasn't banned yet, so i asked ( and here comes the convo ) :
[3:03] Gala Alva shouts: is there any reason why my partner has been banned from this place?
[3:03] Dilbert Dilweg shouts: GALA is there a reason you have to shout!
[3:03] Dilbert Dilweg shouts: NUNYA
[3:04] You: yes so whoever the owner is can hear me
[3:05] You: why was he banned, he didn't do anything but stood here
[3:05] You: are you the owner?
[3:05] Dilbert Dilweg: if you have a problem with what i do here you can leave as well
[3:05] You: i am simply asking you a question?
[3:05] Dilbert Dilweg: And i am simply telling you how to go about it
[3:06] You: well if that is how you handle and conduct business you're just sad
[3:06] Dilbert Dilweg ejected and banned you from this land.
[3:06] You are no longer allowed here and have 15 seconds to leave.
[3:06] You are no longer allowed here and have been ejected.
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BAMM!
just like fuckin that. i think i was rather polite to the guy - no name calling no nothing. ease was soooo mad, we tp'd me to his place and the im convo went on with that dilbert fuckadoodle:
[3:11] Ease: im really surprised how ASSHOLES like you have the power to disrespect fellow SL residents,
but be asured that this incident is going to be passed onto neutral hands
[3:11] Dilbert Dilweg: yes we will report you along wiht your greif
[3:11] Dilbert Dilweg: have anice day child
[3:11] Ease: YES please do so
[3:11] Dilbert Dilweg: how old are you 10?
[3:11] Dilbert Dilweg: 5?
[3:11] Dilbert Dilweg: maybe 3?
[3:12] Ease: keep going....
[3:12] Dilbert Dilweg: can you even walk
3:12] Dilbert Dilweg: or crawl?
[3:12] Ease: i need more words
[3:12] Dilbert Dilweg: does yer momy change your diaper still?
[3:12] Ease: ok...
[3:12] Ease: yeah...thats me....
[3:12] Dilbert Dilweg: dont message me again
[3:12] Ease: ok..thats all i needed....thx for the contribution
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[3:16] You: bahahahaha omg awesome baby
[3:17] You: lmaooo look at his RL pic!
[3:17] You: muahahahaha
( i felt like editing dilbert a little bit to bring out the true ' i' just out of AA' look in him- trust me that troll is hideous looking. ( enlarge the pic for more " content ")
[3:17] Ease: baby....i had to byte my tongue (fingers) ...omg i wanted to describe the whole swearwords dictionary to him
[3:17] Ease: fucking motherfuckers
[3:17] You: and you got it... you did awesomeeee
[3:17] Ease: fucking faggot...omg im soo fucking pissed
[3:17] Ease: i hate when these cocksuckers play untouchable behind a damn monitor
[3:18] Ease: i bet that fag cant stand a fucking punsh in the damn fucking face
[3:18] Ease: bitch ass motherfucker
[3:18] Ease: im fed up with this shit
[3:18] Ease: im gonna start being a bad ass too
[3:18] You: no no
[3:18] You: not like that
[3:20] You: oh wait he messaged me
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[3:20] You: thank you for your griefing for no apparent reason, a report on you has been filed.
[3:19] Dilbert Dilweg: you were told how to speak to me and you refused to and you are disturbing the peace which you have been removed from this land we have the right to privacy in this land and peace and if you can not talk to me in a peacefull manner then you are IN violation and have been removed . DO NOT MESSAGE ME AGAIN!!!
[3:21] Dilbert Dilweg: You ave been warned about messageing me ad guess what?
[3:22] Dilbert Dilweg: get over it
[3:22] Dilbert Dilweg: Do not disturb the peace
[3:22] Gala Alva: you need to get something.. you are to stiff old man
[3:22] Gala Alva: lol, told my ass, you've been told just now! by ME
[3:22] Dilbert Dilweg: I have Lindesn here and they Witnesed everything
[3:22] Dilbert Dilweg: so report all you want
[3:23] Gala Alva: oh we have done so already, you insulted my partner in IM. so therefore its been done.
always good to have very good linden friends :)
[3:24] Gala Alva: and sorry no you had no lindens there. shuddup fool!
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[3:24] Ease: fucking pussy
[3:24] You: wtffff i am serious!!!
[3:24] Ease: uh man im fucking pissed
[3:24] Ease: i shouldnt have chosen that piece of shit of place....not even my fucking style anyway
in the end, we did chill out at home, just talking and having piece of mind. ease made me feel at ease...
so, you have been warned, if you look " urban or to stylish " - you will get bannrd from that racist place!
the end,
gala~
oooo before i forget, this fool was leechin last night in philly with his cabrons. sitting in the back on ease's doorsteps.
i saw him earliar while hangin out with sable in our hood. that dam fool was sitting there so afk... without the obvious afk sign.
i said some to him, and that fool didn't say a word back.
so miss sable and me sat down next his ass and i thought i would decorate his gangsta looks with a goth ginger doll. dude was so dam clueless. we lol'd and cracked up on that fool, who was trying to look so dam hard. look at his lowered outerlips - like he bad or something.
later on that night, when the whole philly crew left, ease and me came to our hood, to spend some time together, and lookey here that assclown was sitting there again with some wanna be gangsta chic, with her lips sooo big to give herself a more "sister look'?! but she wasn't the main problem, his partna " millie carlion" ( i remember that fools name!), he thought he could throw a lip with me and ease. calling us "white muthafuckas" and the typical "i am so glad i am black shit",
( which really means " i am a middleclass white kid, who want to be really down with tha black people, but dey reject my white ass, so ima be a gangsta fo life on secondlife, yaheard! )
well, am i gonna have this shit in philly? i don't fuckin think so!
but my reactions were dam slow, it was about 5AM EST in the morning, and ease and me just wanted to chill and go to bed. before i could hit the eject button...
maaaaaaaaan,
this millie fuck spammed ease and me with about 3000+ notecards and a texture script! i've tried to do a screenie bu that crap didn't come up on the screenshot.
i was furious!
it fuckin lagged me out while trying to get that bastard ejected. didn't work. ease and me relogged, and of course they were gone. so off to file a report and get livehelp in sl. to my luck i had some retard furry on the other end and he must have been about the same ass age as these wanna be wangstas ( 16?!!?!), said he couldnt file a bla bla, because bla there is no bla evidence in the spam card, bla bla. that fool pissed me off! i told him to get a GD linden in livechat and go into fuckin god mode and look at my GD inventory. that fool replied in 3rd person chat to me!
...........
so i went off on that " millie carlion" in IM! i am sure that fuck will never ever come anywhere near me. it was a shouting match - me in CAPS, he in some incorent english. that bastard got so chewed out by me... i threatend him with every possible name of sl friends i have and how he is gonna get fucked UP! mafia and gangbangaz on his ass galoreeeeeeeee! ( i got people too... !)
in the end he said " i think ima mute u ", and i yelled at him again typing so dam fast into that im box, 100/wpm typing if not more!
that bitchass is gonna be my breakfast, lunch and dinner! don't fuck WITH ME!
word!
gala~
i woke up with a terrible headache today, i mean like someone is banging against my temples (sp?).anyhow i drugged myself up quickly with advil and just tried to enjoy this day.
the sun is out, its a crisp air out there, i opened all my windows and just had a happy feeling for a few minutes.
i thought about " ease " when i had my happy feelings in my lil rl flat and this song was blarring all throughout this neighborhood - listen to it right here!
ease and me gotten together last night, after the philly crew left. i know most of you haven't really met this wonderful man yet. it's a crazy feeling. we click so dam much, we crack each other up, and yes we talk about our rl things too.
i wouldn't do this with everyone hell no, but a few selected people on here *counting fingers on my hand* can get a glimpse into some of gala's rl.
yet i have to admit, ease knows alot more about me, then any of you. and it shall stay like that too :)
we don't even sex each other up that much, nope, we just talk about things, us and them, and everything under the sun or is it moon?! and its a fuckin mind arousal - can anyone comprehend - level with me on that part/ feeling ?
but it is beautiful, ya hear me?
however, i would really love for ease to be more into the philly crew, but it seems like he thinks i am having more fun without him. which is not true, i would love for him to come around more and get to meet the all of you's. i know everyone would like him.
he told me he met romana and alex and said to me " they were so nice... so dam nice". yes, baby - they are nice, very nice :)
but lets give him some time to breath.. consume the gala'izm and then some.
he is bizy making these kickass textures and just brainstorming in PS. and a creative mind has always been a major turn on for me, rl & sl.
brains and intellect mixed with some street - nothing is more sexier than that.
the end,
gala~
aside all the crazyness that went on in the hood last night, ( watch mygdala's blog for updates ),
i woke up, doing my daily routine of reading tmz, myspace, secondlife, and of course my email... and i found this message in my box:
[23:29] Ease: I dont know whats going on....but I just wanted to
tell you that I miss you soo much
awwwwwwwwwwwh!
i ment to write some a few days ago. well it didn't happen. i was either busy adoring "ease" and his creations.looking at his amazing la revolucion graffitti. that man has talents... among other things.
a few days ago, he showed me his upcoming shop and we talked about the realness about handmade textures. he showed me a thing or two in building as well. do i feel stupid or what? i mean i made fuckin northern philly but i didnt knew how to make a hallow box. dooh!
we were in a total spanish district / sim... i understood shit, but learned per ease's opinion about the difference between the euro spainards and the latinos in south america, including brazil ( portugese ). ease asked me if i wanted to check out the ' la isla' and i did. we landed in some club there and i pulled my latino papi right up to the dance floor and slowdanced.....
i had to crop the image because the dance balls were not set up right and it looked ease was all through my body with his manly muscles. yummm...
ohhh and today! haha fuckin A! ben.. myg's man/ lover/ boytoy, we started a cool chat in philly. speaking german. it was a little hard for me to type in correct german, plus i speak a bavarian german so he had to deal with my bayrisch, which cracked him up. mannn, he showed me some places, the dictator shop where i bought a 1L demo whip! weewooo! then i lost my mind in the shop and everyone that came in there with their slave trolls got whipped by me, from doms to mistress's... i slapped em all. ben, im'd me and said " i am not surprised you got banned from the " crack den", hah! crack den is some uber lame place with a bunch of emo's doing nothing... but being fuckin emo!
when things really get on my nerves, i ust have to start shooting or annoy the living shit out of people. yes miss gala the land bish is not so nice after all. well when i am not in bis mode that is.
but even biz mode, i don't like these normal fucks, don't even want them to move to philly. naaah, you gotta have something for me to be allowed in my ' inner circle'.
anyhow, ben showed me some place, where to get some cool ass shit for johnny- a av meatgrinder! johnny is so going to love that shit. i tested it - its good.
here is one of them.. only testing it k'?
i love this dumb ass look on my face baahaa! anyhow was fun.
good news!!! the lofts are all filled up again! yessssssssss! johnny rich guy, rented a 2nd loft for his " meat deli"..i named the loft ' Skosh's Deli '! i think he will love it.
another tenant moved in, in the front loft, a real sweet girl, her name is ' katone'. i've met her the other day with starr, who is johnny's friend. and she messaged me out of the blue and rented that lil spot. happy happy joy joy :)
the end,
gala~
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