My name is Gala and I have a problem

*welcome gala ( insert lame hand clappers ), please share your story with us*

once upon a time......STOP/ rewind/ cast 1/ check/

ok, yes i have a problem, i think it's an 15K L + problem? yea.........

i never ever planned to go to a casino last night, not at freaking all. i was looking for some stuff, searching for ohh now i remember, " puzzles and origami ", for the upcoming mental ward. but as always, when you search for something,it takes you from a to b to c and in my case it took me to z!

my ass landed somehow in a huge casino called " goldrush ". why i went there, why didn't i ported out....is beyond reasoning.

i had 3900L on me and thought... hm maybe just 200L gambling, the 200 went to 500, to 900, to 2000, and hell well in the end i lost i think around 15K. but mind you, it did took a few hours to do so. these machines are the pure evil. the yellow easy money ones, whenever i see these... someone please shoot, orbit, kill me.

i did see myg, romana and many many other people online. and as if they smelled it... they didn't bothered me. no interrupting im's - no. they left me in my money making/ loosing misery. why didn't you guys IM me..aaah, haha!

i won alot of money, perhaps 20k? lost it all, robbed the plastic card on file and played more and more. i just couldn't stop. i mean, i usually only go to 'extreme casino' to play the freeslots and i am very cool and collect, play my games, collect the money and tp out of that place.

but not at goldrush. the owner "ziggy" must be a very happy man to see all my losses going into his account. well then again, i am just a lil fish in the gambling system. i've met a guy on there, his name is blade....and this man played roulette on 2 tables at the same time. he won... measly 600K, do you hear me.. 600K!

so, i watched him and he was fully concentrating on his games. he owned these tables, and then said " aww 64000L is the highest payout". oh yea... what a shame eh? only 64000L! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

and the dude won and won and won and WON.

a kid from germany joined him in, and these 2 made money money money. and i stood there, venes poppin out of my pixel forehead, wanting to join into the "greed". well i made a lil money of it.

but the " 600K man " blade" was getting a bit bored.......and so his " pattern " was as he said not guaranteed. he started chatting with us - the lil fishes a bit.

i even got out of my ragdoll gear to ' impress ' him a little bit. which did work.. he complimented me on " looking nice ", and offered friendship after the kid from germany asked me how old i was... where i replied ' 69'.

blade temporarly lost his roulette concentration, so the kid asked blade, how old are you, and blade replied '96'. he lol'd a lil and looked at me again. i've tried to look so dam cool and like " pfff what do i care about 600k"!

didn't went to well, but i suppose my " 69 age " impressed him , so he quickly added me to his list of friends. hah!

good job gala, good job.

no i don't want blade's 600K, but i want to gamble with him, and set my chips with him, on as he said " my sexy "0.00" and make 64000L! yes, plus it doesn't hurt being next to a sexy looking pixel man, who speaks with such a loving touch of " 0.00 " numbers. right? right!

i am telling you, money sure is sexy, specially when someone talks about it, like it is his " pet, baby,lover ". that is dam sexy!

here are the pics of my misery from last night:

Evil Evil Easy Money my Ass Machines

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Gala contemplating on Gambling Issues

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Love Hate Relationship with the Orb of Misfortune

Hypnotizing the Roulette Table with the blingy german & Blade

The Hawt 600K Gambler

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